After months in a hospital bed, County Sheriff Rick woke up from a coma and quickly realized the world had been overrun by zombies. One odd notion was especially troubling; these zombies are hungry for brains... and sex! A jizz shot was the only sure-fire way to return these undead creatures to the grave! Will Lori continue to band Shane or Rick? Will Michonne and Andrea finally fuck? Will Daryl shoot his bow? Find out on the next episode of The Walking Dead: A Hardcore Parody.